A Few Funny Jokes (Some of them are dirty so be carful while reading)
Lol Well I have to write this so parents wouldn't blame me..
Warning: Some of this language is inappropriate if you are not 18+ I Wouldn't recommend to continue reading. so please scroll down to an older post with our reading between the lines.. Thanks a lot
A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. What happened to you? asked the doctor. Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field. When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cow's ass. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that's when I made my mistake. The doctor looked puzzled and asked what mistake was that? I said 'Hey this looks like yours Hun!
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well,
Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
Lol That One is the best heheh i like it
A Blonde Pushes her car into a gas station, she tells the mechanic that her car died all of a sudden, so he spends a few hours working on it and he fixes it and it runs just like new
she asks: But What was the problem
He says: aah its nothing, Just crap in the carburetor
and then she says: ... and how often do I have to do that ??
heheh hope you like them xD
Warning: Some of this language is inappropriate if you are not 18+ I Wouldn't recommend to continue reading. so please scroll down to an older post with our reading between the lines.. Thanks a lot
A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. What happened to you? asked the doctor. Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field. When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cow's ass. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that's when I made my mistake. The doctor looked puzzled and asked what mistake was that? I said 'Hey this looks like yours Hun!
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well,
Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
Lol That One is the best heheh i like it
A Blonde Pushes her car into a gas station, she tells the mechanic that her car died all of a sudden, so he spends a few hours working on it and he fixes it and it runs just like new
she asks: But What was the problem
He says: aah its nothing, Just crap in the carburetor
and then she says: ... and how often do I have to do that ??
heheh hope you like them xD
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